t00thpasteface:

t00thpasteface:

fucking love saying “tough crowd” or “is this thing on” after telling a joke and not getting a response. or “i still need to workshop that one”. you fools. even when you completely ignore my jokes you’re only helping me set up more jokes. it’s open mic night at the hotel california

thedogeveryonehates:

👠👠👠

funny-tik-toks:

nitro-nova:

Hey can someone help me go back and time and ask who’s fucking bright idea was it to stick all the bass and other low register instruments completely on the right fucking side of the theater with zero compensation on the other? RIP to the people on the left side I guess, fucking ridiculous here please enjoy my proposed solution

FUCK YEAH WAY BETTER

renthony:

sexycraisinthanos:

only-tiktoks:

Also Semi trucks have lifted seats so the driver CAN SEE ANY ROAD HAZARDS

Also, like, in the United States, huge semis are mostly driving on the major highways and Interstates. They’re long-haul trucks designed to travel cross-country on specialized roads. They’re not vehicles for small residential streets in the slightest.

I’ve known a lot of truckers. They literally cannot use a lot of the roads that regular cars do. But the big fuckoff vanity trucks barrel through those same roads without a care in the world.

sinsear-aisteach:

sinsear-aisteach:

pros of corded headphones:

• Cant lose phone
• dont need to charge headphones
• they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

• Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

the-lumpfish-king:

rogersandclarke:

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

birdsareblooming:

bumblebeerror:

sergle:

sergle:

sergle:

No fucking WAYYYYYY YOUTUBE CHANGED THEIR TOS TO AVOID PUNISHING SSSNIPERWOLF FOR DOXXING

A YOUTUBER doxxes ANOTHER YOUTUBER over criticizing their YOUTUBE content on YOUTUBE and because the doxxing was performed on Instagram, not ON youtube, it’s “OUTSIDE THEIR JURISDICTION”
Is her getting minors to twerk for her or show their tits to her on omegle inside their jurisdiction? Or is that part of the TOS also going to be reworded

Oh and they are literally Poking Fun about the issue on their main account. slaaaay

I can’t express enough that sssniperwolf makes YouTube fucktons of money and without significant pushback from the YouTube community, YouTube will not fucking care about her committing a crime.

And I need to be clear:

Jacksfilms or Jack Douglass, is an old school YouTuber who’s been on the site for over a decade. You might know him from his “Your Grammar Sucks” series, or for his original songs, or for “Yesterday, I Asked You.” He is well established as a comedian. He has 5mil subs on YouTube, most of which he has gained steadily over his career on the platform.

Sssniperwolf does React content, and while most react channels will make an effort to credit original videos and creators or complication makers, or to add more helpful commentary [such as sneegsnag on twitch who has a criminology degree and reacts to police interviews to give extra context], Ssniperwolf does neither of these things. She has 34 million subscribers, and 5mil followers on Instagram.

Jacksfilms attracted Sssniperwolf’s ire because he, as a comedian, noticed this fact and decided to start a new channel, called Jjjacksfilms, where he reacts to her react content and tries to find the sources for the videos she reacts to in order to credit them. Jack has a harsh sense of humor, but this channel is not harassment by any stretch of the legal meaning. Jack is well known for being a pretty fair critic, and either way - the videos are public. What he did, while annoying for her, is not illegal.

Sssniperwolf, a 30y/o woman with a successful career, reacted by filming the front door of Jacksfilms personal residence, at night, and posting that footage to Instagram with the caption “let’s talk like adults”, whilst Jack, his wife, and their three dogs were inside. This act caused “jacksfilms home address” to be the second search result when you google his username. She eventually deleted the post after Jacksfilms rightfully informed his community that he had been doxxed, and asked YouTube to deplatform or ban her for committing a crime against him. She has since shown zero remorse for endangering the lives of Jack and his wife and dogs, and claims that it is defamation (it’s legally not) for Jack to claim she doxxed him (legally she did). She has also made jokes about it. YouTube has seemingly sided with her.

as FunkyFrogBait also said in their very good video on the matter, “without significant pushback from the YouTube community, YouTube will not fucking care about her committing a crime.” is VERY important

They also go over this, but don’t forget this. YouTube expects people to forget about it in a week, and people probably will, but YouTube has in the past done something if public outcry is massive.

it has to be massive.

Not only don’t let Alia forget this, but don’t let YouTube forget this. Don’t let them forget they’re making millions by platforming a criminal who, might I add, did in fact make children twerk for her on omegle and told them she’s reward them by exposing herself. Only recently was this video taken down.

Rn twitter users probably have the most power when it comes to outcry, but if you happen to have one and feel like it, don’t let them forget. If they forget the horrible system YouTube has built where people can get away with anything if they just make them enough money still stands.

elodieunderglass:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn’t need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn’t require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

You’re so right. Say more

liquidstar:

the-peculiar-bi-tch:

averruncus-hd:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

   j,jm,               ‘[pkot orley, gt+

He’s speaking…

pls share your limitless wisdom

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